when jesus is born I get presents
when jesus dies I get chocolate
I love jesus
Woken up with bruises and I have no idea where they came from. This happens every time I consume alcohol. I need to bubble wrap myself.
i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
I found the ginger.
Pretty sure me and Abbie almost got full on ‘Taken’ today not even lying to you right now this man would not leave us alone asking to take us out for drinks and where we were staying and following us to the train station
Either he wanted us for human trafficking or he was a creepy cunt